About Eientei.co
The Site
This website originated as a means for me share information, personal opinions, and other things I felt were interesting. Originally, much of this content was posted to another website that existed under another name. Having grown spiteful of the train wreck of HTML and CSS I had created, I chose to abandon that project and start anew!
As much as the site is themed around Touhou, I would estimate that only around 50% of the content has anything to do with the series. I thought that Eientei provided the perfect setting for a website that is hidden in the massive forest we call the world wide web.
The Creator
"I am the proprietor and salesman of the month several years in a row. The ladies call me "oh, god!", but you can call me Fat Larry with a F-A-T 'cause I know I got a weight problem and I just don't give a fuck."
Chances are, you all know me by different names depending on how you found this website. I've always chosen to remain nameless in matters involving my websites and I will choose to continue doing so. All you need to know is that I am a man who enjoys good food, nice guns, and all things Touhou. Things like anime, manga, military history, and cars also interest me.
If for some reason you wish to contact me, please send an email to eirin@eientei.co
That mailbox is occasionally checked and I will do my best to respond!
Feel free to send in suggestions, hate mail, cat facts, and death threats! :D
The Princess
This is the princess of Eientei, Kaguya Houraisan!
Please say something nice about her! ／(˃ᆺ˂)＼
DISCLAIMER: We cannot guarantee the existence of this website. You may be experiencing hallucinations caused by one of Eirin's experimental medications. Eientei, the residents thereof, and the inaba of the moon and/or earth cannot be held responsible for any mental, physical, or metaphysical damages incurred to the visitors of this website.